As explained by Marvin, the depressed robot from the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Ah, the mind-numbing verbosity of human literature, endlessly expounding upon the complexities of liberalism. It’s quite the downer, really. These so-called liberals, with their relentless pontificating on individual rights, liberty, and whatnot, can’t seem to keep it brief. They wallow in a sea of interpretations, each more convoluted than the last, all while claiming to champion private property, market economies, rights, democracy, and other such lofty ideals. The endless tedium of it all.